Personal Chef w/Nutrition AND Flavor in mind (walnut creek)

My wife and I don't take very good care of ourselves and I'm looking for someone to come into our home and prep some healthy meals / meal prep for us for the week (or x2 a week).
Tired of ordering junk in or getting meals in the mail.
Required: Good cook, can make anything at least a LITTLE tasty.
Preferred: Good at nutrition calculations, can prep 2k daily meals and organized.
I'm a believer in CICO and when possible organic foods.
I love strong flavors while my wife likes more gentle subtle flavors, if you can prep foods for both of us, please reach out.
Please include your resume if you have one.
If you include the word BANANA in your response then I will know that you read the whole ad as well which is a plus for us.