brand new electric euro scooter goes 22mph/36mp.charge (hayward / castro valley)

Hello I have this brand new electric euro scooter for sale or barter, the euro scooter goes 22 mph and 36 miles per charge and it has a usb port to charge your phone and has break lights, head light and the seat also comes off so you can ride it standing up also.
The euro scooter has a hitch on the back so you can connect whatever you want to pull with you like the cart has a tent like cover you see that you put your kids in to ride along with you on a bicycle ride that connects to the back.
Anyways The euro scooter is ada certified so it can go in any store or building and can ride on any transit like bart and bus and you can ride in the bicycle lane or sidewalk.
the scooter also folds up so you can put it in your car or van and you can rise the handlebars to your liking when sitting or whenever you ride standing up.
I'm looking for whatever that's valuable that will be worth trading for and I'm open to hear whatever you have to trade for.
The scooter is worth $4000 and you can go to euroscooter.
us to check out to see and the scooter is very fast and you can ride on grass and dirt with no problem and you can test drive mine before buying and I posted in the pictures of mine so you can see what it looks like cause the new one is still new in its shipping container.
Well let me what you have and worst thing I can do is say no to your offer, I'm looking for antiques,.
antique firearms, electronics, art, and whatever that will open my eyes lol.
Please feel free to contact me anytime thanks hit me up if and take care